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Turtles are the Original Hipsters
 
Turtles laid out in the sun before it was cool
I was eating gross food before it was cool
 
I was laying eggs before it was cool
I was a vegetarian before it was cool
 
I was going to the gym to work on these guns before it was cool to work out
Turtles aren't pretentious assholes, but if they were, they would have been before you
 
Turtles are more underground than you, they are born underground
I was a tiny pet before it was cool to have tiny pets
 
Turtles had tiny dogs as pets before it was cool
Turtles had tiny dogs as pets before it was cool
 
Turtles breed like rabbits faster than rabbits do
Turtles used apple products before it was cool
 
Turtles watched foreign films before it was cool
Turtles shopped at thrift stores before it was cool
 
Turtles were driving the prius before it was cool
Turtles played angry birds before it was cool
 
Turtles cared about the environment before it was cool
Turtles went to obscure cafes before it was cool
 
Turtles supported local businesses before it was cool]
Turtles smoked cigarettes before it was cool
 
Turtles wore hats for no practical reason before it was cool
 

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